Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: Annoy
Ask them personal questions, like how long have you worked for this company, their current title, how much they get paid, and how about health insurance?
2.9/5 (43 votes)
Submitted by: czbabygirl208
Ask them how much they get paid and when they tell you laugh hysterically and then hang up. If they refuse to tell you ask "Why?" and respond with "Why?" after every statement they make untill they hang up.
2.9/5 (36 votes)
Submitted by: Tigerjr459
This is from a Monty Python skit. When they say something, ask them to speak in a higher/lower tone. Then, they repeat what they said; say, "no no, still not right, a little bit lower/higher, please." continue this for a little. Then tell them that it they have the tone just right. Continue
2.8/5 (38 votes)
Submitted by: MontyPythonFan
Breathe really loud and say sorry every time you breathe then ask for them to give a full discription of the product. After that tell them that their product is pointless and you just wasted 5 minutes of your time.
2.7/5 (37 votes)
Submitted by: 
Act interested in their product, but press '5' repeatedly and faster and faster until they hang up.
2.7/5 (37 votes)
Submitted by: SlimShadyLady203
Just copy evereything they say
2.6/5 (57 votes)
Submitted by: bartman1290
Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
2.5/5 (44 votes)
Submitted by: 
"Can you hold on, I have another call..." then, don't come back to them for a while.
2.5/5 (39 votes)
Submitted by: liv
If they say they're Fred Smith from BlahBlah company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
2.3/5 (37 votes)
Submitted by: 
Get as many people by the phone as you can, and have them all scream as loud as the can in different tones.
2.3/5 (66 votes)
Submitted by: Leah
Ask them if they could suggest a good place for you to buy your new football at.
1.8/5 (80 votes)
Submitted by: 
You: is what you are selling Biodegrateable?
hang up
1.7/5 (62 votes)
Submitted by: Jonnybiker1990

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