Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: Confuse
Telemarketer: Hello, is (whoever) there?
You: Ummm...let me check...(start screaming really loud) MOM!!!!!!!!!!! DAD!!!! GET THE F**KING PHONE!! (keep yelling on and on until they hang up.
4.0/5 (168 votes)
Submitted by: bracefayce68
Say "NO SOUP FOR YOU!! NEXT!!" and hang up
4.0/5 (82 votes)
Submitted by: BubbleBrains
When they're done explaining what they have to say, loudly yell into the phone "ahhh I just got hit in the balls, let me go check if they're all there!" whisper in to the pone just loud enough so they can hear"1...2...3...4...5" then yell "Alright! they're all there!!!"
3.9/5 (214 votes)
Submitted by: Brandon
After they tell you the product they're selling, ask them if it comes with a free blender. If they say no, tell them that you won't buy from them without a free blender, and hang up.
3.9/5 (240 votes)
Submitted by: BeckyT
Telemarketer: Hello, is (person's name) there?
(now be silents for a few sceonds)
You say: (whisper) 7 days.
(Then hang up!)
3.9/5 (349 votes)
Submitted by: ugottaluvit387
Wait for the telemarketer to go half way through his discription and say: "I lowered my cholesterol!"
3.9/5 (347 votes)
Submitted by: steven
Didn't your parents ever teach you not to talk to strangers?
3.9/5 (106 votes)
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Say in a panicked voice "How did you get my number? How do you know my name? Are you a stalker? What are you going to do to me?"
3.9/5 (103 votes)
Submitted by: Cheer4ever
Ask the telemarketer to marry you. If they say NO or ask WHAT or WHY, say, "HOW COULD YOU? WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR YEARS!! I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!" If they say yes, tell them that they're either crazy and hang up, or tell them you're going to have them arrested for sexual harassment.
3.8/5 (147 votes)
Submitted by: Mara
"I'm sorry. The person you have asked for has currently been eaten by a bear." If they laugh tell them "It isn't funny, it was very tragic". If they're like oh, I'm sorry. say, "yes it was very tragic..."
3.8/5 (182 votes)
Submitted by: urz4ever
After they tell you what they are selling, ask them if they want fries with that.
3.8/5 (121 votes)
Submitted by: HeatherS
When the person starts talking start shouting, "OH My GOODNESS!! It's Ryan Seacrest from American Idol!!! Do I get to be on the next season?! Start singing really badly until they say no, then start screaming about how they just ruined dreams and hang up.
3.8/5 (95 votes)
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