Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: Confuse
If the telemarketer is a woman, say "Oh, are you the stripper I asked for?"
3.8/5 (15 votes)
Submitted by: g3tLoST
Cry out in surprise, "Judy, IS that you? Oh my God Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.
3.7/5 (123 votes)
Submitted by: 
Tell them you have to translate for the person they asked for because they don't speak English. Continue to "translate" by saying gobble-de-gook in the background, then scream "WE DONT WANT ANY"
3.7/5 (70 votes)
Submitted by: lvaofx
This works only if your a guy: when they ask if the man of the house is there, you say hes busy at the moment, and when they ask if the woman of the house is, reply, "you're talkin to her..."
3.7/5 (96 votes)
Submitted by: weeeeee
My parents are both doing some serious love making. I don't think this is the time to interupt them. They say they always wanted an eleventh child. I think they should name him Lucky. What do you think?
3.7/5 (14 votes)
Submitted by: MacNcheese
Tell them that you must check all purchases with "Binky". Binky being your friend the sock puppet.
3.6/5 (84 votes)
Submitted by: shay
When they ask for one of your parents (if you are a kid), say that he/she is in the shower. When they ask for the other, say that they are in the shower too.
3.6/5 (89 votes)
Submitted by: G00mba
If your dog is barking, when they ask you how you are today, tell them that you child is sick and won't stop crying. Place the receiver near your dog and have it continue to bark into the phone. If the person is still on the phone say "You hear, she has been like this all day! I don't know what is going on with her!"
3.6/5 (53 votes)
Submitted by: roe
Tell the telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.
3.5/5 (82 votes)
Submitted by: 
If the telemarketer says that if you buy a product you can have something for free, say "Well what if I'm rich and don't want it for free. Did you ever think of that! What if I want to pay for it!?!" Then angrily hang up
3.5/5 (60 votes)
Submitted by: Aragorn67
Keep saying "Hello" in different voices
3.5/5 (127 votes)
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When they ask you to buy something, say "Fine, but only if you buy my little brother. How's two dollars sound?"
3.5/5 (49 votes)
Submitted by: Kristen

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