Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: Confuse
After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask (him/her) to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
2.9/5 (50 votes)
Submitted by: 
When they start talking say something like, "Hello? Hello! Is anyone there? I can't hear you! What? I'm sorry, what was that? The signal isn't going through! I don't understand you sir? Hello? Are you there?" And then hang up.
2.9/5 (45 votes)
Submitted by: dumblonde
When you pick up the phone say in your most salesman-like voice "Congratulations you qualify for the platinum card!" then hang up very fast, and loud
2.9/5 (44 votes)
Submitted by: Aragorn67
Respond in a mothers voice and say "(Their name)Did you do your homework? When you get home tonight I want you to pick up all your dirty underwear and put it in the washing machine, I want you to wash the dishes, feed the dog, mow the grass, etc...
2.9/5 (36 votes)
Submitted by: ollie51
You: Your goats in my garden
Telemarketer: I don't have a goat
You: Good cause I don't have a garden
2.9/5 (56 votes)
Submitted by: tonykantthink
When they ask for the Mr. or Mrs. of the house reply "I'm sorry, they are in the shower together right now."
2.7/5 (67 votes)
Submitted by: 
Them: *talk about their product*
You: I'm sorry, I'm deaf. Could you send this to me in a recording?
2.7/5 (43 votes)
Submitted by: cuhmn
Hey...this is my cell phone, you’re wasting my minutes! Please send me. 65cents/min if you want to continue to talk to me.
2.7/5 (54 votes)
Submitted by: Zaroff
Grab a newpaper (or anything printed) and say, "Oh, you're calling about the [mobile home]. Well, it's really nice, you've got to come out and see it, I just recarpeted. . . .
2.7/5 (40 votes)
Submitted by: RimFire
"I know alot of ways to mess with telemarketers, wanna hear one?"
2.7/5 (24 votes)
Submitted by: noone
Tell the telemarketer they have the wrong number
2.3/5 (79 votes)
Submitted by: XXXprohibitedXXX
Ask them if they know who you are.
2.2/5 (37 votes)
Submitted by: ollie51

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