Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: CreditCard
Can I use the card to pay my crack dealer?
3.7/5 (195 votes)
Submitted by: Zilla9
When getting a call from a credit card company, tell them you are allergic to plastic and you break out in a rash whenever you touch or come near it. Say "I have to carry a syringe with me whenever I go out," ask if they can issue you a metal card like Visa did for you.
3.6/5 (28 votes)
Submitted by: gary
Sigh in relief and inform the telemarketer that you've just maxed out your other 10 credit cards and still need a new liver.
3.5/5 (73 votes)
Submitted by: RonDog
I just recently filed for bankruptcy; I could use all the credit I can get!
3.4/5 (108 votes)
Submitted by: Z
Respond: You're not going to make me cut it in half like the others are you?
2.7/5 (22 votes)
Submitted by: Baron Crimson
When they say "I would like to introduce our new student/low interest/platinum card" respond with "Hello student card, my name is So-and-so, nice to meet you."
2.4/5 (85 votes)
Submitted by: Simplemindedted
Welcome to the better business bureau
2.1/5 (27 votes)
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If they ask you if you'd like a new free credit card, say, "Sure, what the hell, my dog's already got one, how about one for my fish too?"
2.1/5 (37 votes)
Submitted by: martyhadaparty
I'm sorry, My mommy won't let me have a Credit Card.
1.9/5 (118 votes)
Submitted by: starrynights

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