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Can I use the card to pay my crack dealer?
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3.7/5 (195 votes) |
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by: Zilla9 |
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When getting a call from a credit card company, tell them you are allergic to plastic and you break out in a rash whenever you touch or come near it. Say "I have to carry a syringe with me whenever I go out," ask if they can issue you a metal card like Visa did for you.
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3.6/5 (28 votes) |
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by: gary |
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Sigh in relief and inform the telemarketer that you've just maxed out your other 10 credit cards and still need a new liver.
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3.5/5 (73 votes) |
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by: RonDog |
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I just recently filed for bankruptcy; I could use all the credit I can get!
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3.4/5 (108 votes) |
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Submitted
by: Z |
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Respond: You're not going to make me cut it in half like the others are you?
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2.7/5 (22 votes) |
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Submitted
by: Baron Crimson |
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When they say "I would like to introduce our new student/low interest/platinum card" respond with "Hello student card, my name is So-and-so, nice to meet you."
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2.4/5 (85 votes) |
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Submitted
by: Simplemindedted |
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Welcome to the better business bureau
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2.1/5 (27 votes) |
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If they ask you if you'd like a new free credit card, say, "Sure, what the hell, my dog's already got one, how about one for my fish too?"
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2.1/5 (37 votes) |
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Submitted
by: martyhadaparty |
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I'm sorry, My mommy won't let me have a Credit Card.
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1.9/5 (118 votes) |
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Submitted
by: starrynights |
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