Fun With Telemarketers
 

Categories

   
 Category: General
Turn on the TV and put it on a channel that only gets static. Turn up the volume really loud and say that you can't hear them over the static.
3.9/5†(29 votes)
Submitted by: Phreako
Every time they say something bang something against the phone and wait a few seconds and say "oops I dropped the phone". Then talk to them a few seconds then do it again. When they're done ask them repeat the whole thing because you fell asleep.
3.9/5†(14 votes)
Submitted by: HoMEsTaRRuNeRFaN
After they say their whole thing say "Would you like to speak with my mommy?" Then, if they say yes. Say "She's busy you can talk to yourself if you'd like", and hang up the phone.
3.8/5†(50 votes)
Submitted by: jj
Ask them if they hear a clicking noise they'll say "No, I donít" say "Are you sure?", "Yes" then say "Well, youíre going to hear it now" and hang up.
3.8/5†(68 votes)
Submitted by: kate
When they attempt to sell you a product, tell them you're sorry, but you're going to jail the following day. If they wanted to call back in 4 years, you'd be happy to talk business with them.
3.8/5†(54 votes)
Submitted by: Jes
Order a bunch of stuff and then when you are about to hang up say "How old do you have to be to order this?" Respond that you are only 9.
3.8/5†(32 votes)
Submitted by: shortEnumba1
Let the telemarketer talk. When they finally get done rambling and say something like "Thank you for your time," yell into the phone "Yeah?!? Well you Don't SOUND very damn thankful!!!" Then hang up abruptly.
3.8/5†(41 votes)
Submitted by: RoXy Girl
When they ask you how was your day. Explain in much detail every event and thought of your day. Example: Well my alarm went off this morning at 6:00 and I really didn't feel like getting up but I had to...Then, I stumbled into the shower...
3.8/5†(18 votes)
Submitted by: Kamikazi Watermelon
Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
3.7/5†(74 votes)
Submitted by: 
When they tell you about the product they are trying to sell, keep asking them questions, like you are confused, then after they have been explaining it for awhile, and they finally ask you if you are interested, say, "Hold on, let me ask my mommy."
3.7/5†(26 votes)
Submitted by: sillyspiker814
When the telemarketer starts talking, interupt by saying: "Wanna play the Penis game?" Then without wating for a response say: "I'll start" and scream "PENIS" as loud as you can.
3.7/5†(55 votes)
Submitted by: CammonXX
Ask them to explain in full detail about their product, then set down the phone (don't hang up!) and walk away. Come back 10 minutes later to hang up the phone.
3.6/5†(28 votes)
Submitted by: 

« Previous††1††2††3††4††Next »††
« Main

Signup FREE For the National Do-Not-Call List! DoNotCall.gov or call (888) 382-1222

 © 2002-2006 Copyright FunWithTelemarketers.com
 All rights reserved