Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: General
Listen to their pitch then when they ask "Do you have any questions?" Say "Yes, do you have any room in your closet?" When they ask why say, "So I can hang this up." Then hang up the phone.
2.8/5 (35 votes)
Submitted by: Naughty_Princess
"Hello this is Random Name with State Reality, how may I help you acquire the house of your dreams?"
2.4/5 (26 votes)
Submitted by: miromonkey
Interrupt and say, "Are you blonde?" If they say yes say, "That explains a lot." If they say no say, "Well I am." And hang up.
2.4/5 (25 votes)
Submitted by: Phreako
Ask if they have to go to the bathroom. If they say yes, keep them on the line for as long as possible.
2.3/5 (62 votes)
Submitted by: SC
I'm sorry he/she has moved but their new number is (555)555-5555.
2.1/5 (31 votes)
Submitted by: joe
When a telemarketer calls and asks for your parents, tell them they are there but they don't want to talk to telemarketers.
1.5/5 (120 votes)
Submitted by: nat
We're having a severe storm here could you just give me your number and I will call you back as soon as it is over?
1.2/5 (23 votes)
Submitted by: momof3boys5

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