When the telemarketer says they're from an insurance company say, "Great timing, I'm on the freeway with my cell phone. I just hit some guys truck, and people say that I should have insurance, but I never got around to getting it. So maybe you could help me out!"
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Respond that you have many death threats against you and you wish to take out their highest paying insurance policy, immediately.
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If its house insurance, Tell them you didn't think you needed insurance for a cardboard box...
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When a person calls to sell insurance, say "I already bought some from the little girl scouts sorry."