Ask if they can contact your parole officer to allow you to leave the state.
4.1/5 (141 votes)
This only works if your a kid. If they are selling airplane tickets and they ask for your parents. Tell them that they died in an airplane crash...and you now live with you grandparents.
3.7/5 (88 votes)
When a telemarketer calls and says you get some kind of special fare on a trip, tell them, "I can't go on a trip, I have a tether around my ankle because I'm on house arrest after spending 15 years in prison." When they ask you for what, or just tell them for what. "I murdered a telemarketer!"
3.3/5 (71 votes)
If it is a travel agency say that you are a pothead and you want to go to Columbia. Keep asking him how much he pays for weed in Columbia, until he hangs up.
3.1/5 (56 votes)
If the call is for an airline say "No thanks, I bought my own plane"
2.7/5 (72 votes)
Trips are such a big waste one time I won a trip to Disney World and it said DisneyWorld LEFT!!