Fun With Telemarketers


 Category: Worry
When a telemarketer calls say in a little kids voice
"Daddy is that you, where are you? You said that you were going to the store, and that was three weeks ago"
3.7/5 (38 votes)
Submitted by: JEEBS
Yell as loud as you can into the phone "OH MY GOD!!! MY CAT CAUGHT FIRE!! I'M COMMING FLUFFY!!" then hang up quickly
3.7/5 (29 votes)
Submitted by: KMBabiGurl
Oh my god! I have been waiting forever! Did you find my son? When they say no this is a telemarketer. Pretend to cry to make them feel bad and hangup.
3.6/5 (54 votes)
Submitted by: Miss Behaved
When they say, "Hello this is Judy from 'BlahBlahBlah' company." Reply with, "What are you wearing?"
3.6/5 (35 votes)
Submitted by: Whitney
When they try to sell you something say, in a very dramatic crying voice "I cannot buy anything because I am about to kill myself. Unless you can talk me out of it?..."
3.5/5 (29 votes)
Submitted by: pecos52
When you answer make grunting noises like your having sex and tell them your a little tied up right now, but maybe they can call back later and have phone sex.
3.4/5 (79 votes)
Submitted by: blah
"I'm sorry but they are in jail for killing a telemarketer...if you would like to call back in about ten years you might be able to get a hold of them!"
3.4/5 (33 votes)
Submitted by: Brittany6987
Answer the phone and say "Hey mommy, I gotta go potty real bad it's just all gonna come out, I gotta go potty mommy"... then start to pretend like your crying.
3.2/5 (47 votes)
Submitted by: dcccc
When telemarketer asks you how you are say "not so good, I just found out I have cancer, my dog got hit by a car, and my friend hung himself." Then ask "How are you?"
3.2/5 (15 votes)
Submitted by: 
I think I just cut my hand off, could you hold?
3.2/5 (13 votes)
Submitted by: MacNcheese
Say it like your grunting, "UUMM can you call back in like 20 min. I'm kinda constapated!" groan some more, then hang up.
3.1/5 (56 votes)
Submitted by: jessie
Telemarketer: Hello is (name here) there?
You: He/She died last week, how inconsiderate!
2.9/5 (69 votes)
Submitted by: goaliegirl72

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